are you a man or a mouse - a lee in

[Crispy_]

eat man

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[grunterdb1951]

Grow into mickey mouse

[CharlesSpeaking]

You bite on the man's foot. This man is your alter-ego, and you obviously hate yourself and everything you've done

"GYAAK!"

You grow a bit bigger, cut off half of a deadmau5 head, and put it on your head.

You wouldn't have it any other way.

[Crispy_]

go to space

become space mokey mouse

[CharlesSpeaking]

You hijack the latest in jetpack technology. And a little moustronaut helmet.

Wait, that doesn't even exist.

Ahh, you're delusional, too!

I would never have guessed.

[Crispy_]

go to space anyway

[CharlesSpeaking]

You try to activate your imaginary jetpack. You end up jumping into a sewer.

Inside are a pair of die.

[Crispy_]

eat die

[CharlesSpeaking]

Your teeth hurt.

[childofdarkness016]

Brace the pain and keep eating.

[grunterdb1951]

Spit out your teeth, just swallow everything from now on.

[CharlesSpeaking]

You try to keep at it. You can no longer take it. It hurts to the point where you try to spit your teeth out.

"This item cannot be unequipped."

You tried.

[childofdarkness016]

Is there anything on our person we can unequip?

*wonk* *wonk* ;) *wonk* *wonk*

[CharlesSpeaking]

no

[Crispy_]

unequip the "no"