are you a man or a mouse - a lee in

[Crispy_]

go to space

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[Aware]

fly your imaginative unicorn to catch up to the aliens

amidoingitright?

[Crispy_]

^yes

then go to space

[Epicduke]

when you reach to the aliens, forget them up
then forget them

[CharlesSpeaking]

"Greetings, fine peoples from space! Not actually peoples, but you know.. like, species.. but you don't call us species.. I could just say aliens.. no, that sounds way tribal. How about Spacefarers? Planetary Explorers? Wait, wait, are you diplomatic or militaristic? If you're diplomatic, i'll call you Diplomat. but wait, what am I? i think i'm like a mixture. a new breed. sorry, wasn't trying to make a joke about aliens! i meant what i was saying was like, i think i'm both diplomatic an- no, what, that doesn't even make sense either-anyways, greetings, spacefarers!"

The aliens cannot speak english. And no, they don't just happen to have a translator that can translate to your unknown language. Neither do you. And they're not even real.

You try to fly your imaginative unicorn to space, and nearly get hit by a car.

The mouse walks around you.

[kidplasma]

Look at the hiring sign at a nearby ikea.  Its time to get a job.

[CharlesSpeaking]

In your job interview, you sweat and make nervous lame puns about the Canadians.

[GregtheMajor5748]

Ask your future boss (if you are going to be hired) if they sell free Swedish Meatballs to staff. If he says no, go the nearby Swedish food store and steal a whole supply of them.

[kidplasma]

Man up, suck in that sweat. Tell the man you want this job and you will work hard as possible for it.

[CharlesSpeaking]

You start off an awkward discussion with more nervous and lame puns about the Swedish. You purchase a bunch of meatballs.

With your gun.

That you don't have.

Well, that's not going to work.

You also tell your future boss that you will do well at your job when you aren't robbing grocery stores.

[kidplasma]

Realize, this is a retail job. If you get the job you will level up. Then put 10 skill points into courage and 10 into people skills.

[CharlesSpeaking]

You keep trying to put points into People Skills. they seem to disintegrate upon being placed.

[kidplasma]

You keep trying to put points into People Skills. they seem to disintegrate upon being placed.

just put them into focus.

[CharlesSpeaking]

You feel a surge of energy. You are now more senseless. Deep down, you know you're not how you think you are. You're special. Of course, you don't know that far far up.

[GregtheMajor5748]

Find a hot coworker chick and invite her to her house to "play". and when I mean play, I mean have love