are you a man or a mouse - a lee in

[kidplasma]

You feel a surge of energy. You are now more senseless. Deep down, you know you're not how you think you are. You're special. Of course, you don't know that far far up.

You see a fun looking guy and a cute girl at your job. Roll a die to see who you will walk up to
Even=cute chick
Odd=fun guy

[Ad Bot]

[CharlesSpeaking]

You decide to roll a die to think about who you'll walk up to. The die falls into the sewer.

A meteor crushes you, but it is fake.

You are inside the meteor of thought.

[kidplasma]

Greg, we gonna go with the cute chick?

[CharlesSpeaking]

Greg, we gonna go with the cute chick?

no, the meteor killed her in your delusion

The mouse runs into the office building.

[kidplasma]

In said meteor, you had an apiffiny.
you leave meteor with bigger sense of reality.
You crush the mouse. Since it is not you. You are a man.

[Crispy_]

get a computer mouse and drag the real mouse to you

[grunterdb1951]

Destroy everything in a attempt to find the mouse, after finding it unhinge your jaw and consume it.

[kidplasma]

Destroy everything in a attempt to find the mouse, after finding it unhinge your jaw and consume it.

need I remind you, we have not used our snake DNA syringe yet.

[CharlesSpeaking]

You destroy everything, see the mouse, and drag it to you with a computer mouse. You swing at it with your hand. It disappears.

[grunterdb1951]

need I remind you, we have not used our snake DNA syringe yet.

Why the forget not?

[CharlesSpeaking]

You realize that the meteor is a delusion.

The mouse returns.

[Crispy_]

forget the mouse

just leave

go home

[CharlesSpeaking]

You return home.

The mouse follows.

[grunterdb1951]

Charge your power and become super sayan and destroy that mouse.

[CharlesSpeaking]

You delusionally yell "WHAT ARE YOUR LAST WORDS?!"

You wake up the neighbors.

YOU ARE NOW THE MOUSE