cops can get rly annoying when they feel like their authority is being threatened
Yep. I like pressing it anyway. If I could go back, this is pretty much what I would have said:
Oh, you'll write me a ticket? Where's your evidence I was speeding? Do you have a radar reading? It's not a crime for tires to chirp, but if you'd like to spend your weekend at the county courthouse prosecuting against my lawyer, you're welcome to. This is America, not Mexico (he's mexican). Here the burden of proof lies on the prosecutor, not the defendant, and you have none. You can write that ticket without my name, too, 'cause I'm not giving you my ID either.
If I'd gotten that masterpiece out of my mouth on the spot I would have been having a party in my car on my drive home regardless of if I got a ticket or not. Also, he's not a cop, so I have no obligation to show him my ID.