Fortunately, you decide to throw it at someone and just misses their face from a few millimetres and flies off of a huge cliff. Dashing down, it plunges into the icy waters below, and bounces back up, the bag still intact, and zooms across the dark orange skies and lands on the broken car behind your mum's car causing it to blow up and kill everyone within a 5m radius, except your mum of course. But also Justin Bieber appears from no-where and starts to sing ear-shattering music, you dash for the door to get out but the wreckage of the car is blocking the door... You dig deep into your pockets and find a hatchet. You start smashing and are so drunk you miss every shot... Damnit.
