Author Topic: [Forum game] Fortunately, Unfortunately  (Read 20806 times)

Unfortunately, Giant Humanoid Zombie Possums, G.H.Z.P., started to show up...

Fortunately, the city was about to be nuked by Russia anyway.

Unfortunately, this kills You, and the Giant Humanoid Zombie Possums become Giant Reptilian Spider-like Zombie Possums.

Fortunately, you are revived withb
 super speed, armour and a minigun

Unfortunately, the super speed is in your imagination, the armor is plastic, and the minigun is a very weak NERF gun

Fortunately, the Mantis of Doom appears and helps you kill the zombies!

Unfortunately the mantis blows up and leaves a queef in your face


Unfortunately you test positive for queefy sores

Fortunately, you gave them to your ex.

unfortunately, you donthave an ex...


Unfortunately, the mail failed and it didn't send properly, sending them deformed remains of a person.

Fortunately,they were Justin Bieber's remains

Unfortunately, it was this guy in a JB disguise. Shame on you all the way.