cigarettegy kids keep showing up at my house at night, wat do

[Jokey365]

Better idea.
Wait OUTSIDE and slash their tires as they go to sneak up to the door.
Sneak up behind them and then ask them "What are we doing."
When they try to flee, watch as they stumble and fall over and their deflated tires.

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[AlsoSulfate]

Better idea.
Wait OUTSIDE and slash their tires as they go to sneak up to the door.
Sneak up behind them and then ask them "What are we doing."
When they try to flee, watch as they stumble and fall over and their deflated tires.

I'd rather not get charged with damage on my crusade to make these kids forget off, but nice idea lol





so far I'm considering getting a motion sensing light. also I have a high powered flashlight that I will shine at them which will hopefully scare them off.

[Alyx Vance]

Wait for them in a tree or something, when they come to the door you could jump down from the tree and scare the piss out of them. Litterally scare the piss out of them. Watch them as they go home with wet pants.
Or spray them with a water hose if you have one.

[Crispy_]

someone obviously didn't read the OP

they come after 9PM. they ring the doorbell and then run away.

i thought they run away becasue you did not answer it

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I'd rather not get charged with damage on my crusade to make these kids forget off, but nice idea lol

wear a chicken mask

[.:FancyPants:.]

i'd think you'd be able to just pour a big bucket of water on them

1. scare the stuff out of them by opening the door and running at them, no harm done
2. pour water on them, their clothing is wet but they've probably pissed themselves anyways
3. freezing cold, sucks for them, they have to ride home that way
4. they get home, mothers/fathers/parents will probably notice they're wet and question it
5. most likely they get busted and stop and you get to laugh about it forever

[AlsoSulfate]

adding "water" to my list of viable options ..

[Alyx Vance]

i'd think you'd be able to just pour a big bucket of water on them

1. scare the stuff out of them by opening the door and running at them, no harm done
2. pour water on them, their clothing is wet but they've probably pissed themselves anyways
3. freezing cold, sucks for them, they have to ride home that way
4. they get home, mothers/fathers/parents will probably notice they're wet and question it
5. most likely they get busted and stop and you get to laugh about it forever

AND
There isn't a law against it! Unless there is, I don't know Canadian law.

[Nevermind]

Most of the serious suggestions mentioned above might work, but here is a good idea:

One day, stay outside after 9PM and hide in the bush or behind a tree if you have any.
Stay in there, take a nintendo or something and just chill there until the boys come.

Timing is the key here: Don't wait until the boys press the doorbell, they would have started running away already. Approach them when they are walking towards the door.

Be silent.

When they press the doorbell, they will start running away. As they turn back, they will see you. They will fall and drop to their butts. You hold one of the boy's hands. Don't let him go. Make him call his mom. Talk to mom. Mom spanks the kid. Have fun. Laugh at him.


Kinda similar to this, but minus injury or property damage:

Better idea.
Wait OUTSIDE and slash their tires as they go to sneak up to the door.
Sneak up behind them and then ask them "What are we doing."
When they try to flee, watch as they stumble and fall over and their deflated tires.

[Alyx Vance]

Most of the serious suggestions mentioned above might work, but here is a good idea:

One day, stay outside after 9PM and hide in the bush or behind a tree if you have any.
Stay in there, take a nintendo or something and just chill there until the boys come.

Timing is the key here: Don't wait until the boys press the doorbell, they would have started running away already. Approach them when they are walking towards the door.

Be silent.

When they press the doorbell, they will start running away. As they turn back, they will see you. They will fall and drop to their butts. You hold one of the boy's hands.Pin him to the ground with your foot Don't let him go. Make him call his mom. Talk to mom. Mom spanks the kid. Have fun. Laugh at him.


Kinda similar to this, but minus injury or property damage:

Fixed.

[Mr Man]

Depends, have any of them asked if you have a moment to talk about jesus christ?

[Ceist]

Wait out by where they park their bikes then steal them.

[ßlöükfáce]

Wait out by where they park their bikes then steal them.

oh you :p

[AlsoSulfate]

Wait out by where they park their bikes then steal them.

was seriously considering this. taking the bike, and holding it until police come.

Depends, have any of them asked if you have a moment to talk about jesus christ?

those people are easy to deal with. just close the door. if they stick their foot in, close it harder.

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I've only had a vague look at one of the kids. I don't think they're bigger than I am but I don't think grabbing them would be a good idea. they've switched from ringing my doorbell to punching my door so I don't know if they would get violent.





anyway, going to bed now. thanks for advice guys. will consider water, and motion light. possibly camera.

[Nevermind]

they've switched from ringing my doorbell to punching my door so I don't know if they would get violent.

Oh, I thought you were an adult.

If so, just hit one of them with a crowbar or baseball bat or something. You won't go to jail or pay a fine because they were trespassing.