cigarettegy kids keep showing up at my house at night, wat do

[AlsoSulfate]

Oh, I thought you were an adult.

If so, just hit one of them with a crowbar or baseball bat or something. You won't go to jail or pay a fine because they were trespassing.

well I'm 18 so, legally an adult... so you were right. but I still have a ways to go in terms of mass lol

I would definitely go to jail because it's assault on a minor. with a weapon. I don't want to go to jail lmao.

(we can't just beat people up for being on our property in canada)

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[LegendZ]

Get a rifle, the kind you use to hunt squirrels or something
Wait by window
Shoot out key components of their bikes, like the chains, wheels, and the gears.
???
Profit.

[Barnabas]

Do you have a garden hose? You could sprinkle water on them.

[Timezbrick]

Look for a pattern, then wait and hide outside and when they ring the bell again beat the crap out of them

[The Resonte!]

Do you have a garden hose? You could sprinkle water on them.

on the "JET" setting

or get an animal to chase them

[Nomel]

etheir use a hose on jet setting or use an airsoft gun if you have one, if its night time you should try to scare the stuff out of them, if you know where they live go break their doorbells

next time they come out sneak up behind them while wearing a ski-mask and start soaking them with freezing water

[masterockets]

Wet the walkway so they slip when they try to run away

[-Pablo-]

walk over to their house and hand them cake and exchange hug and you will be friends

[Aniken 911]

Do you have a garden hose? You could sprinkle water on them.

Yes, this.
But set up a complicated wire system or some crap that will squeeze the handle when the doorbell rings/ when the door is banged.

[Dispenser]

Camp at the front door and as soon as it rings run out there and chase them down.

[Zeblote]

If so, just hit one of them with a crowbar or baseball bat or something.

Don't do this, they might come back and bring a crowbar themselves the next night to get "revenge"

[The Resonte!]

Don't do this, they might come back a crowbar themselves the next night to get "revenge"

they'll also teepee your house

[Maxwell.]

Don't do this, they might come back a crowbar themselves the next night to get "revenge"

holy stuff how do I turn into a crowbar

[Zeblote]

holy stuff how do I turn into a crowbar

woops fixed

[Frankie²]

wait until they actually do it again then call the police non-emergency number
i really doubt theirs a hold on that