cigarettegy kids keep showing up at my house at night, wat do

[QuadStorm]

Put up a sign near your doorbell that reads "If you're reading this, you will be killed in 5 seconds."

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[Malleo100]

no
 BLOOD EVEYWEHRE

WITH THE EYES BIRGHT RED

also leave a copy of an old game from a flea market on the doorstep

I know a game...

E.T.

[HellHound]

those kids suck at acting too. The little girl looks fine right after shes shot then just falls over

Except that's how you'd die? She got hit in the chest, so if she doesn't die instantly, death will reach her quickly. Not all gun deaths have the victim thrashing about and screaming.

[SlayerZ99]

Except that's how you'd die? She got hit in the chest, so if she doesn't die instantly, death will reach her quickly. Not all gun deaths have the victim thrashing about and screaming.

i could act better than her
she just stood there then fell over lol

[Timezbrick]

Go Kevin McCallister on them

[joe411]

Ignore them.
No reaction = no fun.

[Malleo100]

Put chocolate pudding on door mat.
When they step on it, they will start to think they stepped in fresh stuff

[Zalot]

Nah guys, all of your ideas suck. You need to get at them the way a real man does-- a test of arms. Figure out where they live, go to their house, and ring their doorbell. Then run and come back to your house. See who can drive who insane first.

It's the only manly way to proceed. They have challenged you and you cannot back down.

[Malleo100]

Nah guys, all of your ideas suck. You need to get at them the way a real man does-- a test of arms. Figure out where they live, go to their house, and ring their doorbell. Then run and come back to your house. See who can drive who insane first.

It's the only manly way to proceed. They have challenged you and you cannot back down.

I don't think that would do anything.

[Treynolds416]

I would take a bike lock and while they're ringing your doorbell lock it to a lamppost or something
If they see you just flip them off and continue

[XR-7]

Go Kevin McCallister on them

Yus.

[Nomel]

smear your own stuff on the doorbell

simple, effective, funny as stuff

[Malleo100]

smear your own stuff on the doorbell

simple, effective, funny as stuff

Don't forget to piss to

[Destroyer]

Hide in the bushes with a paintball gun and spray them when they walk up to your door. They won't be back.

[The Resonte!]

make it so if they push the doorbell they get locked in your yard