cigarettegy kids keep showing up at my house at night, wat do

[Moonstar Akemi]

Water balloons, airsoft guns, air horns, water guns, rotten fruit, etc.

Take your pick.

Oh yeah, you can always set up a bucket trap at your door with boiling hot water. :)

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[HedRokkA]

Build a sentry, so they'll automatically get forgeted.

[Kearn]

next time you could probably yell at them and tell them you'll hit them or w/e if they dont stop trespassing

then next time chase one down and throw him to the ground and tell him to go away

do that over and over until they stop coming

if youve warned them not to come on your property and they come back with any kind of weapon and threaten to use it you can take them down hard because they were on your property after you warned them to stay away and they were threatening you with a weapon

you could probably chase them home and see where they live, they're probably stupid enough to run straight home

if you exhaust that you could probably call the police again and give them all the details about it

also if theyve explicitly been told by you to stay off the property then theyre trespassing and harrassing you

[Kevso]

Sneak around to their bike and cut the chain. They won't be able to ride away .

[Wispfire]

Put on a hockey mask and run out with a knife when they do it next.

[XR-7]

Water balloons, airsoft guns, air horns, water guns, rotten fruit, etc.

I would do any of that.  Also, tie copper wires to your doorknob and the doorbell circuitry and ram the uninsulated ends into the wall socket.  Shocking, I know.

You could also tie a Rottweiler to your front porch (unless you don't have one, of course)

Or you could tie some dental floss so that if they trip on it, a basket-full of scorpions or snakes fall on them.

I mean, the possibilities are endless really.

(But if you do something illegal, tell the police you don't know me)

[Moonstar Akemi]

Build a sentry, so they'll automatically get forgeted.

It's Canada, he can't do that. :(

[Swat 3]

Dude, just loving call the police and have them wait in the bushes.

[Night Fox]

Dude, just loving call the police and have them wait in the bushes.

grown-ass men in uniforms aren't gonna want to wait in bushes for some kids who knock on someone's door occasionally

[Malleo100]

If you have a glass door when they DDD you throw a brick through your door
If that doesn't work watch the door and when they come Destroy their jewels

[Night Fox]

If that doesn't work watch the door and when they come Destroy their jewels

he's an adult and they're not
even in america that's illegal

[Malleo100]

Build a sentry, so they'll automatically get forgeted.

How about dispencerportsentry

[Malleo100]

he's an adult and they're not
even in america that's illegal

than Scare the living stuff out of em'
By revving up a chainsaw with a dirty hockey mask
(be sure to add fake blood tho the chainsaw)

[morningstar]

Do you have a BB gun? 

[Caribou]

It's best just to tell these kids to stop what they're doing in a strict and loud tone. The kids think they are funny, but someone has to show them that they aren't. Kids are always like this, but someone has to stand up to them. I don't mean like chasing them or anything, but kids get scared easily. I recommend also telling the kids that if you do this one more time then you'll all be behind bars.