Author Topic: cigarettegy kids keep showing up at my house at night, wat do  (Read 11830 times)


holy stuff what movie is this? how do you get away with killing kids in a movie wtf


disconnect the door bell. i had to do that once. you dont even really have to disconnect it, if its an actual bell then just jam a Lego in there and it will stop ringing




Hide in the front yard, wait for those annoying cunts to come and then catch them all in a big net.

Now you can do pretty much anything you want with them. I'd suggest rape and then eat.



50% Accuracy
4.0 K/D:R


those kids suck at acting too. The little girl looks fine right after shes shot then just falls over

I know, place some mines there, when they ring the doorbell again, BOOM

That will probably kill more than just the kids, like you for instance.

he lives in yemen

LOL! Yes, yes I do.

Get a badass shotgun and then shout GET OFF MY LAWN

Put fake blood/ketchup on the entrance and write Get out!/Leave now!/Help! on the floor

Put fake blood/ketchup on the entrance and write Get out!/Leave now!/Help! on the floor
make sure a skeleton pops out

and we need lots of gore

make sure a skeleton pops out

and we need lots of gore
Or a skinned/mangled corpse instead

Or a skinned/mangled corpse instead
no
 BLOOD EVEYWEHRE

WITH THE EYES BIRGHT RED

also leave a copy of an old game from a flea market on the doorstep