cigarettegy kids keep showing up at my house at night, wat do

[QuadStorm]

If you have multiple air horns, hide in a bush, wait until they come and blast the horns all at once and keep blasting them until they run away or something.

[Ad Bot]

[KillerCop311]

trapdoor that falls down into where rancor is
they must fight for their life

[°Xomat°]

Grab your dogs stuff stick it in a bag, go to their house ring the door bell sit the stuff down and light it.

[$trinick]

Sit out in a car with all the lights off so they don't know you're there. When they ring your doorbell and go to their bikes, start the car and chase them down. Bonus points if you can keep the car at 5k RPM while you follow them.

[The Brighter Dark]

If you have a pistol or hunting rifle shoot it at the sky a few times as they are walking up

[Blockzillahead]

Hide outside your door, wait until they swing by, rip their necks off.

[The Resonte!]

Hide outside your door, wait until they swing by, rip their necks off.

then howl at the full moon

[Swat 3]

then howl at the full moon

too spooky

[Neon]

It might actually be a good idea to wait until one of them comes by outside, take one of their bikes. This likely means that they'll hang around to get it back. While you have them captive, call the police and explain that they are trespassing and disturbing the peace.

[XR-7]

Sit out in a car with all the lights off so they don't know you're there. When they ring your doorbell and go to their bikes, start the car and chase them down. Bonus points if you can keep the car at 5k RPM while you follow them.

Run over their bikes and them, and then back over them again, and forward, and backward, and forward, and backward, then do a burnout (over them) and speed away.

Wait, that's illegal in Canada.

[Filipe]

I know, place some mines there, when they ring the doorbell again, BOOM

[Night Fox]

Run over their bikes and them, and then back over them again, and forward, and backward, and forward, and backward, then do a burnout (over them) and speed away.
Wait, that's illegal in Canada.

"in canada"

[Swat 3]

"in canada"

he lives in yemen

[Nonnel]

Make it so when they ring the doorbell, a bottle of acid pours on them from above.

[Muslim]