Go to the nearest book, Turn to page 69 and read the first sentence

[DrenDran]

As soon as the vacillating masses find themselves facing an opposition that is made up of different groups of enemies their sense of objectivity will be aroused and they will ask how is it that all the others can be in the wrong and they themselves, and their movement, alone in the right.

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[Cooperduper]

There was a dense clump of bushes at one end of the eastern parking lot - he'd often hidden stuff there before, and it had never been discovered.

idk something about having a thing for pubes??

[ßlöükfáce]

"We match our resources to your needs"
an ad in a phone book

[Coupon]

"We match our resources to your needs"
an ad in a phone book

You have a phone book close by? That's great.

[jac107]

"I was so sure of myself when he talked about his test."
Damn.

[CharlesSpeaking]

he reads a book that has at least one main character that is not a Homo sapiens?
furcigarette!!!!!!!!!!

no, he reads warriors

[TheKid]

"The carriage picked up speed on the long, sloping drive up to the castle; Hermione was leaning out of the tiny window, watching the many turrets and towers draw nearer."



ok

[Flatflyer]

"but he could not pull the sword from the scabbard"
welp.

[Mikoyan]

The fast speeds, quick turns, and plunging falls are a great place to study the laws of gravity and motion. 0.o

[ßlöükfáce]

Okay, now for an actual book
Fully half of the cotton grown in the United States had been handled on the broad wharves of the cosmopolitan city located on the crescent of the Mississippi river.

Guess the book :)

[Sirgir]

"Sergeant! Wake up! Wake up!"
wot

[awesomebread]

"It sounded truly terrifying"

[Georges]

"He had been saying farewell to the beer-barrel in the cellar."

-The Fellowship of the Ring

[Zanaran2]

"but he could not pull the sword from the scabbard"
welp.

d-
does that mean erectile dysfunction?

[Mariofan1701]

"But I guess back then I didn't know you were supposed to keep the door locked, so Mr. Harkin walked right in on me."
what oh god