Stuff you used to think as a kid v9000

[Electro]

Title is self explanitory.

I used to think galaxies were portals to different worlds. I also used to think pee came out of my balls.

[Ad Bot]

[Mariofan1701]

I would get arrested if I spilled milk.

[Caribou]

I used to think that both of my parents were Jewish, until I found out my mom was a Protestant. I also used to think that males gave birth to babies too.

[John Freeman]

I used to think teachers slept in the schools.

[Alkatjo]

Used to think fire was a toy "learned that the hard way" thought animals could communicate with us like everyday people.
Used to think cars were remote control.

Used to think teachers were enslaved.

[Brickitect]

i used to think every single house in the world was exactly the same
(same layout, size, etc) even if a house was 2 floor, i thought this

[MitchTheMayor.]

I used to think that I could re-enact the SpongeBob fire pit scene in the episode "ugh".

[NalNalas]

if i looked away form my monitor the game would not load

[Lego lad]

I thought everyone saw in third person IRL except me :(

if i looked away form my monitor the game would not load

[Mr.007]

I thought that if i didn't run up the stairs from the basement quick enough, the devil from guitar hero 3 would eat me

[Alkatjo]

I thought that if i didn't run up the stairs from the basement quick enough, the devil from guitar hero 3 would eat me

Speaking of that, if I didn't run to my bed in time in the dark something would get me.

[AutoBahn]

I used to suspect computers were explosive and had a chance of turning into a bomb whenever I turned them on, prompting me to hide behind the nearest object a good five feet away.
I think it came from sleeping in my brother's room when I was little, and I kept having nightmares because of his computer, which had an LED that turned red/green whenever it was on/off.

[DrenDran]

god was real
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[Mr.007]

god was real

inb4war

[RedGajin]

i wouldve sworn to god pokemon were real but they were just like, hiding from me or something or they only existed in like hawaii or something and it made me sort of mad that they were hiding until i realized how stupid of an idea that was