Author Topic: Stuff you used to think as a kid v9000  (Read 8186 times)


Does anyone remember those fans that were advertised on every channel ever that were supposed to do this massive list of things that no fan could ever do, like remove dust and viruses from the air? I was under the impression that computer viruses came through the air and the magic fan would protect my computer

i thought 100 was the last number ever

I used to believe that you could just walk up to an ATM and recieve money.

When I'd ask my father why don't you just take out $999, he said you can only withdraw $200.

So I asked him why he didn't just keep taking out $200 constantly.



I had no idea there was a connection to an account with money that you actually had.

that during the night the moon would follow me everywhere.

i used to think that this stuffed gargoyle my older brother gave me actually warded off nightmares

I dunno what I thought when I still had the occasional nightmare.

I used to think that to drive a car, you had to continually pump the gas pedal, so that it was powered by the driver. -_-

I always thought swords were only used in medieval times and were never made again

You can't go down the hall after watching a scary movie.
Pokémon were real, sadly not.
Every Disney cartoon was real, nope.
you were naturally talented at everything.

When I inserted a disk into the computer I thought it ate the disk and never came out.



This topic is a testament as to why huffing glue is frowned upon

I used to see light reflecting onto my blinds in my room and thought it was a tornado. I made it my 'pet tornado' and named it Christopher. Half of the time I was freaking scared of it and hid under my covers.

I use to think drugs were like slugs.

I used to think girls peed from their butts.
I knew all about love and babies and all that stuff well before I learnt where a girl pees from...

I used to think girls peed from their butts.
I knew all about love and babies and all that stuff well before I learnt where a girl pees from...