Stuff you used to think as a kid v9000

[Clone v.117]

Maybe that explains the obsession... Nah butts are just awesome.

I used to think that I could just randomly be extremely good at something on my first try, my brothers used to play around with graphic design and stuff and I was like "I'll just try it once and do super well and they will be like OMG" so I tried to make a thing and yeah lets just say "stuff" doesn't describe how bad I was at it.

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[xSetrox]

I used to think a boiler monster would chase me when I went to the basement.
I used to think that girls had no nipples.

[RedGajin]

I used to think girls peed from their butts.
I knew all about love and babies and all that stuff well before I learnt where a girl pees from...

when my friend first told me that girls have vaginas (explained as "just holes where our richards are") i was seriously so incredibly amazed and totally convinced he was lying. idk i didnt think they had richards but idk man crazy stuff

[Stick Man]

I used to think love was peeing inside of a girl.

[[Maxx]]

when i was little and i downloaded stuff i thought if you left the computer alone and walked away it would go faster
idk why

[Zanaran2]

I used to think we could solve world hunger by eating our own feces.

[Shell]

i thought heaven was on a cloud so whenever i saw a really big cloud i waved to god

[BlockyMagician]

I used to think tomatoes were the same as tornadoes. I was terrified every time I opened the fridge.
I thought that all snakes, spiders, were poisonous, and all poison kill you instantly.

[Brickitect]

i used to think the water heater would explode and destroy the house
i used to be terrified of the world randomly ending when i slept
i used to be afraid lightning would hit my house during storms

[XR-7]

First of all, I was terrified of water heaters and smoke alarms.  In Pre-K, I always drew pictures of Chrysler Prowlers crashed into water heaters and blowing up.  My teacher was greatly disturbed.  That's one of many reasons why I was homeschooled for most of my life afterwards.  Homeschooled in 1st grade and grades 3-10.

[XR-7]

i used to think the water heater would explode and destroy the house

Double post: Omg I was typing that at the same time you put that up -_-

[Kyro]

I didn't think two tv's could play the same thing at the same time
i once turned on two tv's in my house to the same channel and ran back and forth between them, trying to find them at different moments
i was pretty dumb.

[Malleo100]

I always thought I could fly by flapping my arms

[Georges]

I always thought I could fly by flapping my arms

my mom knows someone who used to think he could fly by wrapping a towel around him and jumping off of a tree. 

[Champion]

i thought that if you dont shift a gear in a car it explodes automatically