The New King of the Hill - 2014

[Generation]

I ban everyone.

my mother forget hill

[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

I replace every key on Gen's keyboard with alt and F4

My hill

[Axo-Tak]

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function AxoTak::claimHill(%this, %hill)
{
  cancel($AxoClaimSchedule);
  if(%this.getName() !$= "AxoTak"){return;}
  %hill.owner = AxoTak;

  $AxoClaimSchedule = AxoTak.schedule(0, "claimHill", %hill);
}

AxoTak.claimHill(hill);My hill

[Lego lad]

hacks

my hill

[Redconer]

Firewall

My hill

[TheKid]

hank

my hill

[SirLancelot7]

I chop off Hank's richard.

My hill.

[ghost_man]

I pulverize you into a powder, then mix it with cocain and infuse it with 7 marbles then market it as "Sir Lancelot's 7 Marbles"

My hill and new brand of marbles.

[Axo-Tak]

I pulverize you into a powder, then mix it with cocain and infuse it with 7 marbles then market it as "Sir Lancelot's 7 Marbles"

My hill and new brand of marbles.

I steal your marbles and get the brand rights, and then I run the method AxoTak.claimHill(hill); again.

My hill and stolen marbles.

[SirLancelot7]

I steal your marbles and get the brand rights, and then I run the method AxoTak.claimHill(hill); again.

My hill and stolen marbles.

The marbles begin to glow as my libido reaches a maximum, and then they explode, killing Axo.  In a blinding light, I appear, naked as they day I was born, claiming the hill once more.

[ghost_man]

The marbles begin to glow as my libido reaches a maximum, and then they explode, killing Axo.  In a blinding light, I appear, naked as they day I was born, claiming the hill once more.

I return you back to the pearls from whence you came then make a ring and a crown out of them
I wear the ring and crown

and claim my hill back.
i am now KING LANCELOT of HILL

[SirLancelot7]

The marbles crown and necklace begin to glow as my libido reaches a maximum, and then they explode, killing Axo ghost man.  In a blinding light, I appear, naked as they day I was born, claiming the hill once more.

[Flatflyer]

I laugh at Lancelot's tiny pen0r until he runs away in embarrassment.

My Hill.

[AcornCake]

You kindly hand me the hill.

My hill.

[SirLancelot7]

You see a massive shaft like object coming fast from beyond the horizon.  As it nears, you realize it is Lancelot's gigantic richard, and strapped to the end is Flatflyer.  This massive richard comes down at a very fast rate and smashes you and Flatflyer with its insane strength.

My hill