The New King of the Hill - 2014

[firestorm]

I warp reality.

Hill never existed.

[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

Black hole

My hill

[Alyx Vance]

I throw a rock at you.
My hill

[lordician]

I throw Lego Lad's body at you.
My hill.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I rise from my grave, which is the hill, and shoot you with a gun.
My grave.

[firestorm]

Ressurect an army of various soldiers from differing time periods.
 
My. loving. Hill.

[SWAT One]

I fire ACA shells from rapid fire railguns at the soldiers and firestorm.

My toxic hill.

[Lego lad]

I throw Lego Lad's body at you.
My hill.

[firestorm]

I sit down admist the battle and quietly proclaim:



"Our hill."

[Eden]

I knock you off the hill with the butt of my rifle.

My hill.

[firestorm]

I fly into a rage and bitch slap eden. "forget you, you loving cunt bucket of cuntiness. This is MY hill."

[Zanaran2]

* Zanaran2 walks up to Firestorm and says, "forget hills, I have a loving mountain," and proceeds to walk inside a door of his own personal base in Mt. Everest.

[F3d323]

* F3d323 walks up onto the hill and finds no one to be found, so he just claims it.

[SWAT One]

* SWAT One sets off explosions at Mt. Everest, causing a massive avalanche to bury Zanaran's base entrance(s) under 15 meters of snow.

My slightly shorter and slightly less majestic Mt. Everest.

[Zanaran2]

* Zanaran2 goes into his new underground base, several thousand feet below ground, only intact by the indestructible bedrock surrounding it, as he sets off the several nuclear stockpiles at the very base of Mt. Everest.

My flat, rocky plain, surrounded by fallout.