The New King of the Hill - 2014

[Theepicman]

 * Theepicman introduces German roosterroaches into the flat rocky plain as they can survive radiation and command them to attack you. They eventually make you run out of the mountain.

My rocky fallout trained roosterroach infested plain.

[Ad Bot]

[F3d323]

* F3d323 just sits on the hill.

[SWAT One]

I grab an untaken hill and fly off into space with it, using a biodome to keep it sealed.  It warps into the far reaches of space.

[jonnyman5656]

I use my potato powers to make everyone turn into a potato.
i win

[Theepicman]

I contact some aliens on a planet near the flying space hill and hire them to use their superb space tech and then they break into the biodome, remove SWAT One's suit and throw him into deep space.

My flying space hill being guarded by hired aliens.

[F3d323]

* As F3d323 wasnt in all this commotion, he still sits in the original hill.

[firestorm]

I level the original hill. Leaving a sign *Battle has been moved to space, sorry for any inconvience*

[SWAT One]

I contact some aliens on a planet near the flying space hill and hire them to use their superb space tech and then they break into the biodome, remove SWAT One's suit and throw him into deep space.

My flying space hill being guarded by hired aliens.

The parallel universe Terran Empire appears and destroys aliens with deconcentrators from their 20-800-mile-long ships.  Then they fire a little laser that destroys Theepicman.  Alternate reality me claims space hill.  Terran Empire remains on guard in subspace, waiting to attack.

[Alyx Vance]

I attack with the force of 1000 wars and destroy you + your forces.


My hill.

[Redconer]

Reduces the poll, sorry everyone

My hill

[Slammer1337]

I place a Spawn Point for myself on the hill and push Redconer off.

My hill.

[Valkerone]

I hire spawnkillers to assist me in protecting the hill.

My hill.

[Slammer1337]

I cleared my bricks and your spawn killers left you. I throw a rock at your eye and you roll off the hill.

My hill.

[firestorm]

I goomba stop slammer into the dirt. My hill.

[Schrödinger]

GIGA DRILL BREAK!

My tunnel through firestorm's structurally sound hill