The New King of the Hill - 2014

[Lego lad]

I still own the first hill B)

[Ad Bot]

[AutoBahn]

I merge both hills into one, squashing theepicman and lego lad in the process.

My merged hill.

[Lego lad]

Plastic surgery

Then I return and me and epicman claim copyright on the hill.

Our hill

[KillerCop311]

I submit a counter notification, it goes through and you lose the hill.

My hill.

[firestorm]

I dropkick killer off the hill, with the force of 8 Super Saiyans. My hill, your pulverized ribcage.

[SWAT One]

I smoosh firestorm with a massive land vehicle.

[firestorm]

I dropkick Swat off the hill, with the force of 9 Super Saiyans.

[Zanaran2]

Super Saiyans don't exist, so your drop kick was only as effective as nine super asians.

Which isn't very effective btw.

[Theepicman]

Super Saiyans don't exist, so your drop kick was only as effective as nine super asians.

Which isn't very effective btw.

But super asians are the ones who go super apestuff whenever you get one bad grade.

[Zanaran2]

But super asians are the ones who go super apestuff whenever you get one bad grade.

They're Indian, you tribal

[Eden]

While everyone argues about Squinty-Eyes Land, I stealthily kill everyone on the hill.

My hill.

[Lego lad]

I notice everyone is dead and leave.

Later on the below user comes and kills you.

Below user's hill.

[Theepicman]

I find a respawn button and claim the hill.

My hill.

[AutoBahn]

I take a flag version of my avatar and impale epicman into the ground with it.

My hill.

[Flatflyer]

I pick up the hill I still own and smash it over autobahns head
my 2 hills.