The New King of the Hill - 2014

[Lego lad]

I pick up the hill I still own and smash it over autobahns head
my 2 hills.

you mean one hill, it's just bigger now.

You go to see "The Birds" in 3D and while your gone I steal your hill and flee to Arizona.

My hill.

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

I hit you with a cactus.

My hill

[firestorm]

I beat you with the earth. My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

While lifting the earth you end up in space. Therefore the hill is no ones.


My, hill, mutha, forgeta.

[Eden]

I hit you with my computer, knocking you unconscious. I curb stomp you, and gouge out your eyeballs, and bury you 6 feet under.

My hill.

[Lego lad]

The hill banned you for being too violent.

My hill.

[firestorm]

I put down a boombox on the hill, blasting Baby by Justin Bieber. Huehuehue

[Dino5678]

I put you in a cage full of 1 billion tons of acid and sent you to a hypergiant star that just went hypernova and turned into a supermassive black hole the size of the Milky Way that later sent out a quasar so powerful it decayed your soul into absolutely nothing.

hue, all my hill.

[AutoBahn]

I steal the hill's dirt from under you and shrink it into a very tiny bit of sand, rock, and dirt, which I then box and stick in my pocket.
My hill-in-a-box.

[firestorm]

Return from the wonderful sauna Dino sent me to, and pickpocket the box from your pocket while wearing nothing but a towel and fez

[Alyx Vance]

I bitch slap you and take the hill back. I then make it big once again.



my hill

[firestorm]

"You knocked my fez off bitch!" I proceed to curb stomp you into a pulp. My hill. And you're paying for the dry cleaning on my fez.

[jonnyman5656]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGSFvF2r2gM&list=UUK3kaNXbB57CLcyhtccV_yw
You watch the video and laugh for hours on end and you fall down.You roll down the hill into a hole.

MINE

[firestorm]

That was awful. You're getting your hill privileges revoked.

[Alyx Vance]

I steal the hill license and run off.

My hill.