I don't go to reddit lelelelele because of the hipsters
I don't go to 4chan because of paranoid neckbeards that want to assert their sonority on people by saying newcigarette all the time.
Tumblr is for a subspecies of emos that believe if you believe that you are cactus than your belief of being a cactus should be respected
Facebook is full of stupid people that end up posting stuff that gets them arrested
Twitter is for celebrities to talk about their daily lives
#Just went to the bathroom