what do you call a vehicle that is gone
Cargøn
how much was that joke worth?
less than a vin cent probably
no but i believe what cargon's looking for are those kinds of jokes that sound like they're about to become really good and then they just end loving horribly, and you go from like "oh stuff here it comes :)" to "oh :|". the better name for them is anti-jokes.
how do you make a french man cry?
you kill his family.
what did the homeless man get for christmas?
nothing.
what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
"we are both lawyers."
a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump out of a plane. they are all obliterated on impact with the buildings and streets below and their families mourn their loss for many years following.
here's one of my favorites:
why did the little girl drop her ice cream?
because she was hit by a bus.
