Because you obviously have no education.. This is relevant with your word choice.
Bingo please, no one but a miser in all of new York would talk like this. Its few people like this who really tick me off and you just became one of them.
Now I'm very literate but I don't write 3+ paragraphs explaining a point that no one gives two cents about it.
Learn not to be an starfish and tick 98% of the general public off.