Author Topic: 10000 ways to get kicked out of McDonald's - WOAH (starts on 61)  (Read 53075 times)

675. Where those weird jeans that have the pockets in front of your crotch. When your paying for your whatever the hoolyforget your buying reach into one of the pockets for monty and start fapping until you interject and pull out a doller covered in jizz and give it to that sad brother who lives in his moms basement

676. Pee on all the womens bras and ask if you can tittie forget them.

677. Replace the M with an F

678: Making 3rd grader jokes I'm kidding Blouk, don't get mad :c

679: Poke needles into bags of food and inject 'stuff' into them.

680: Put the hot rotisserie chickens that they keep under those sauna plates into the ice cream freezers; swap them out with the ice cream.

681: Throw a stink bomb with a timer into one of the ventilation shafts.

682. Deonate a thermonuclear bomb

683. Play THERMONUCLEAR WAR

684. Put 4.20 on all the price tags

685. Put 6.66 on all the price tags

686.  Sandpaper all the price tags.

687. Take the bicycles off of the racks and ride them through the aisles.

688. Pour salt on all the free samples.

689. Pour salt on all the people.

690. Pour all the salt out onto the floor.