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GODDAMNIT SANTA NOW WHAT

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[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

You: I want presents.
Santa: Why do you want presents?

You: Who doesn't want presents?
Santa: Bill Gates. :-)

Wat?

You: He wants Blockland for Christmas.
Santa: Do you think he will get Blockland for Christmas .

You: Maybe.
Santa: I understand.

You: Can I kill someone?
Santa: Killing is wrong.

You: If I kill, can I have presents?
Santa: Try it.

LOL

You: Okay I will. Do you approve?
Santa: Yeah okay, Go ahead.How old are you?

Trololololol Santa approves murder.

You: [I am] four years old
Santa: That's a very nice name, four years old .

He isn't very bright either.

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You: I am aroused
Santa: That's a very nice name, aroused .Santa is a bit slow on the draw

[Bester Bageler]

Santa mentions something along the lines of "if you look quickly you might see one of my elfs watching you from around the corner"

You: you have little demented creatures stalking me? oh hell no
Santa: What makes you think I have little demented creatures stalking me?Yeah that's right. Heaven.

[XR-7]

You: Am I on the nice list?
Santa: I think you've improved a great deal

You: How can I be better?
Santa: You should download or buy my chat robot software.

Sketchy...

[Swat 3]

http://www.santabot.com/

You: Dude why are you trying to do HTML?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for trying to do HTML. Dude,

he admitted it

[ResonKinetic]

10/10 bot would chat again

except no

[Fab]

You: Can I have a new game for christmas?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catchone peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!

[st8terblock]

You: SAnta you're not real!
Santa: Yeah, I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?

You: Because swag
Santa: Good reason. Not many people express themselves that way.

You: Excuse me?
Santa: You're excused.

You: ...
Santa: Do you believe in god?

You: That makes no sense
Santa: Do you believe in god makes sense to me though.

You: forget off
Santa: Can't you be more polite?

best one yet "Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about swag. Try being more or less specific."

You: I hate swag you?
Santa: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.

You: Are you horny?
Santa: Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.

You: I killed myself help
Santa: You had better call the authorities.

lol

You: I mean have love with

Santa: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. terrible, I am really not your type of chatterbot. There are other bots for that sort of thing..

Santa: What makes you so sad, crying you ass
You: you
Santa: "What makes you so sad crying you ass"? Me, crying you ass ?
You: Because you are scary
Santa: That makes sense to me. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

10/10

[duckman1229]

If you say you're doing terrible this happens:

[The Triangle Head]

OH MY GOD I DIED LAUGHING

[xSetrox]

um

You: what is the cube root of 16
Santa: Does "it" still refer to ?

You: do you have swag
Santa: Where would I get swag? But I do have A lot of friends on the web.

You: your elves are stalkers
Santa: What about yours?

You: your elves are stalkers
Santa: What about yours?

wow

[lolz??]

[Jerome]

oH MY GOD THIS SCREEN HAS AN ASS

[Muslim]

The santa in that picture of him using the computer makes me feel bad when people are being richards to him, I've gone soft.

When I imagine a jolly old dude who gives presents to people and is nice being yelled at by a bunch of people on the internet, I feel bad. Really bad.