Author Topic: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Thread v2 - OP by KelBlock  (Read 549457 times)

i bought counter strike global offensive today


mg1 but havent been able to play recently

I'd love it if someone could help me rank up

pls ;-;


Hello.
i can confirm that pusillanimous individualslayer64 is indeed a pro

I'd love it if someone could help me rank up

pls ;-;
Watch strat videos, play DM to improve aim

Match making rating is broken as hell, as long as you get carried by a higher level team. I play like a Nova 3, and I got rated as Master Guardian Elite (double ak) on my alt because I won 2 games with one eagle on my team

I'd love it if someone could help me rank up

pls ;-;

Get some friends who are better than you to be on your team

i hate it when my friends who are lower rank want me to play with them, so i do, and since i can't exactly be a shining miracle and save the day 16 times over with clutch aces, i have to deal with the enemy team laughing at my rank at the end of every match. :(

wow, this game is such dipstuff

people can climb into impossible spaces and shot you without you noticing

no ironsights except for aug and sg

5 year veterans against me

people throw the bomb into a unreachable space just to make the round last longer/get kills

all guns have stuff accuracy, it hits everything excluding your target

view point is stuff so I have no idea how the charecter is holding the weapon, technically, when you are standing still you see youself holding the weapon in your hip or something, but in 3rd person you are looking at the ironsights. that doesn't makes much sense

AWP is overpowered

you can fire from ARs and rifles when at a ladder

you can bunny hop


wow, this game is such dipstuff

people can climb into impossible spaces and shot you without you noticing
familiarize yourself with the map. And those spaces aren't impossible technically if you can get into them

no ironsights except for aug and sg
lol get over it, and those aren't even ironsights, those are scopes. go play COD

5 year veterans against me
surprise, the game is old

people throw the bomb into a unreachable space just to make the round last longer/get kills
rarely happens, play with friends to avoid stuff teammates

all guns have stuff accuracy, it hits everything excluding your target
Learn recoil patterns scrub. Try to draw and eel shape when shooting, adjusting the size of strokes based on gun recoil. And learn to single shot. or go play the new Battlefield

view point is stuff so I have no idea how the charecter is holding the weapon, technically, when you are standing still you see you are holding the weapon in your hip or something, but in 3rd person you are viewing the ironsights that doesn't makes much sense
Don't go into third person? lol

AWP is overpowered
and its expensive. Learn to not peek down sniper alleys unsmoked sniper alleys unless you got the reaction time to counter

you can fire from ARs and rifles when at a ladder
and its inaccurate as all hell, jumping gives you more accuracy

you can bunny hop
hasn't ever broken a game for me


wow, this game is such dipstuff

people can climb into impossible spaces and shot you without you noticing Then stop going in obvious locations, be strategic. You're not meant to rush in this game.

no ironsights except for aug and sg Ironsights aren't necessary in any game.

5 year veterans against me Broken matchmaking. Not much to talk about here.

people throw the bomb into a unreachable space just to make the round last longer/get kills Play with friends. Don't go by yourself, being paired with idiots.

all guns have stuff accuracy, it hits everything excluding your target Realistic now isn't it?

view point is stuff so I have no idea how the charecter is holding the weapon, technically, when you are standing still you see youself holding the weapon in your hip or something, but in 3rd person you are looking at the ironsights. that doesn't makes much sense Just nitpicking.

AWP is overpowered Yeah... no, it isn't.

you can fire from ARs and rifles when at a ladder Source engine, highly unrealistic I know...

you can bunny hop Source engine again, can't explain stuff.



Go back to cod...

wow, this game is such dipstuff

people can climb into impossible spaces and shot you without you noticing not hard to memorize the common spots and checking them

no ironsights except for aug and sg you're 15 years late, this is how cs always was

5 year veterans against me just a coin, doesn't reflect actual playtime

people throw the bomb into a unreachable space just to make the round last longer/get kills stop playing casual

all guns have stuff accuracy, it hits everything excluding your target quit spraying

view point is stuff so I have no idea how the charecter is holding the weapon, technically, when you are standing still you see youself holding the weapon in your hip or something, but in 3rd person you are looking at the ironsights. that doesn't makes much sense how does this affect anything

AWP is overpowered it's expensive, and if not in cover and you miss a shot you're probably dead

you can fire from ARs and rifles when at a ladder with the absolute worst accuracy yes

you can bunny hop no not really, its there but it's almost useless


i don't really feel like going further but it's not really a game for everyone i guess


Go back to cod...

I don't play cod

I just don't like shooters that have much bullstuff, I have played Battlefield for so much time I can't aim without using the ironsights. the classic/new crosshairs are thick so I can't see a stuff in the distance.

zooming in and then running forgets your accuracy but still the weapon is very stable and for some stuff reason it gets all blurry

if the AWP hits your finger you die in a massive cardiac arrest

"going in obvious locations" how I am supposed to plant the bomb in inferno, site A, if there's someone over the door standing in a small granite lion