Lets Pretend you're gay, and you need to come out of the closet...

[Nal]

I wouldn't tell my parents at all because they would think I would be joking like the time I told them I had a phobia of being in public

[Ad Bot]

[AfterShock]

At the dinner table, "mom pass the saltohandimgay"

OR

"knock knock"
Who's there?
I'm gay
I'm gay who?
It's not a joke

[Champion]

VincentTheGay

kalpRiddler xD!!!

[Muslim]

[Quote Story]

talk to parents
call gay parents
> who is this mystery lady that you are talking to
> knock on a door
> it's a man

[Frankie²]

ive been having back problems recently due to a curve
"im so gay even my back isnt straight"

[Caribou]

I would call a firefighter to get me out.

[Ceist]

i'd bust out of the door with streamers, the village people follwing me, katy perry playing, and nothing but a g-string on.

[U2]

I'd have really loving loud love with a guy at 2AM until my parents come upstairs to check on me. Smart, I know.

[Steve5452]

"I like the boys."

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

you don't need to pretend

[Kimono]

you don't need to pretend

gaye

[ABlockOfCheese]

Inb4emofreak

[Ravencroft7]

I probably wouldn't come out because it's a walk in closet with a comfy chair in it.

[ultimamax]

i'd bake a cake