Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [On Base]

[Gojira]

After everyone's finished with the pizza, I start cutting into the cake. It's chocolate with white frosting, blue trim, and no filling. Oh, and it has sprinkles.

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[morningstar]

I sense that there is cake somewhere.  I jump through the roof and land in the submarine where the cake is being cut.  
"I am here for the sprinkles. Serve me or die, mortals."

"I think that bombers are for pussies.  If I ever help a bombing mission that, my friend, is just me following orders.  I don't thank that's the best way to annex Cartelian, but I do believe in the annexation."  

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[Blockguy345]

"What kind of icing is it, Steele? Is it made with chemicals or is it real* icing?" *buttercream or whatever it's called

[Gojira]

"Iunno. Didn't make it. Tastes like buttercream, however.
I take a bite of the cake itself
"Mmmmm. Chocolate."

[Blockguy345]

"Oh. Cool, could you cut me a slice?"

[Gojira]

"The cake is already cut, just take a slice."

[Swat 3]

"I think that bombers are for pussies.  If I ever help a bombing mission that, my friend, is just me following orders.  I don't thank that's the best way to annex Cartelian, but I do believe in the annexation." 

"Oh, these heavy bombers were given to me, I had to read the manual for a long while. I prefer attack aircraft -- you should see my A-10BC, man." I then engage him in the annexation response, "How would you feel if Cartelia waltz into Nerverak and place bomb into your cities, where family and friends live?"

[Blockguy345]

"The cake is already cut, just take a slice."

"Thanks." I say as I get a slice of cake.

[morningstar]

"Oh, these heavy bombers were given to me, I had to read the manual for a long while. I prefer attack aircraft -- you should see my A-10BC, man." I then engage him in the annexation response, "How would you feel if Cartelia waltz into Nerverak and place bomb into your cities, where family and friends live?"

"I have to admit that doesn't sound appealing.  On the other hand, Nerverak has more issues that we will ever admit to a Cartelian and we need your land to ensure our own safety as a nation." 

[Swat 3]

"Could have asked for an alliance and financial support or whatever stuff you need."

I sigh heavily.

[morningstar]

"Listen, it's complicated and I don't know everything.  I have to go do something now.  I'll send you in some real food." 
I walk out of the cell.

"I've made myself seem pretty nice, I would say," I nod to Captain Taylor. 

[Blockguy345]

"Hey Steele, you know when we are gonna get off of this submarine?"

[Gojira]

"No bloody clue. I've already issued orders for it to head for the nearest safe dock."

[Blockguy345]

"No bloody clue. I've already issued orders for it to head for the nearest safe dock."

"See if you can ask the navigator when your finished with your cake. Or I can do it, it doesn't really matter."

[Gojira]

"I said I already did."