Author Topic: Blockland Aces: The Cartelian War [On Base] (Read 83744 times)

Gojira · February 28, 2014, 05:10:29 PM

I dive down and fire four missiles. Three hits, all shredded to pieces.

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Mr. Hurricane · February 28, 2014, 05:24:35 PM

I pull back up and cut apart an aircraft with my cannon.

Blockguy345 · February 28, 2014, 05:36:59 PM

"Two more guys."
I see a bandit on my tail and he fires his cannon, he hits me and there is a few bullet holes on my wing.
"forget!"
I dump speed, and now I'm on his tail.
I fire my cannon and rip him to shreds, I can see the blood squirt from his roosterpit after shooting him.
"Holy hell."

Gojira · February 28, 2014, 08:59:37 PM

I fire off my last missile, shredding the hostile's plane, and sending him down in a ball of fire. I get on the tail of one and shred his engine, causing a spin and stall. He ejects. I hit the next plane in the roosterpit. The blood is visible from my plane.
"...wow. That's just... wow. At least it was painless."

Blockguy345 · February 28, 2014, 10:39:37 PM

"Holy stuff man."
There's one more bandit so I go after him.
"Target locked. Engaging."
I fire one missile, and he deploys his flares. I fire my second, and the plane explodes like flak.
"That's all of them guys, lets get out of here."

Gojira · February 28, 2014, 11:02:41 PM

"stuff, look out! A missile! -blockguy's character- jink!"

Swat 3 · February 28, 2014, 11:03:51 PM

All the while Haythem and Danna are having a laughing fit when they take turns firing the cannon and shredding the planes in half.

Gojira · February 28, 2014, 11:08:02 PM

"Are you guys okay? Like, mentally?"

Blockguy345 · February 28, 2014, 11:15:05 PM

"Oh forget! Dumping flares."

Swat 3 · February 28, 2014, 11:18:04 PM

"Oh... we are fi-"

"Hayth, watch this!" The A-10BC then shreds another Nerverakian plane.

Laughing can be heard.

Gojira · February 28, 2014, 11:19:00 PM

"Suggest you see the on-base psychologist as soon as we return. That's an order."

Blockguy345 · February 28, 2014, 11:20:53 PM

i don't think A-10's specific use was for A/A

Swat 3 · February 28, 2014, 11:21:45 PM

"Ohhh, haha... Sorry sir."

Danna giggles and they begin to laugh again, and the laughing intensifies as they keep shredding aircraft apart.

Quote from: Blockguy345 on February 28, 2014, 11:20:53 PM

i don't think A-10's specific use was for A/A

that is what is so funny

Gojira · February 28, 2014, 11:22:18 PM

"The bandits are retreating, Lieutenant Florick. Return to base immediately."

Mr. Hurricane · February 28, 2014, 11:22:40 PM

I fell behind an enemy aircraft, and acquired a Sidewinder tone. I fired, but the aircraft dumbed flares and pulled upwards. It was hopeless for the Flanker, he couldn't outmaneuver me. I fired half a second of cannon, hitting his wing. The wing ignited as the pilot bailed out.

At that moment I had a RWR missile alert. I dumped flares and chaff and pulled back to complete a loop. The missiles flew under me and detonated next to a flare.

I hear Jacov and Haythem discussing something.

"It's a Catch 22, Jacov, even if he goes to a psychologist they won't do anything about them if they are insane because we need our pilots, and if they don't see a psychologist, because they are insane, they never will,"