Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower Game  (Read 32389 times)

You suffer but you become immunized to pain, and as such it radiates to everyone around you.

The ability to survive dying.

become a vegetable

become a god of wrestling

Only if you let your opponents rape you.

Be able to pause time at will.

When you freeze time, you also freeze yourself, disabling you from making time resume.

Have the power to have an incredibly small snake and make it stay that way forever.

Also sorry about my last post here, I forgot to read the post above me

Your testicles become the size of bowling balls.

The power to make anything fluffy.

They become equal parts deadly.

The power to create your own universe.

Which collapses in on itself, forming a black hole the size of the sun.


The ability to dodge bullets.

Only if you end up getting knifed after the fact.

Ability to draw/animate like no other
inb4 you can only draw gay research

You can only draw drawings of Nicholas Cage.

The ability to fart a nice smell and not make a sound while doing it.

But it can be seen clearly as it floats through the air as green gas.

The power to teleport

You teleport into the earth's core.
The ability to BE the earth's core.

You stop and lose all magnetism within the next hour and die the most painful death a planet's core can suffer.


The power to be one with the stars.

Your body explodes into molecules, instantly killing you, so that each part of you may visit a different star.

The power to change form at will.

It only adds the form you will to your current form, making you a grotesque mess of whatever you imagined combined with all the things you imagined before, and yourself.

The power to pilot any plane skillfully.

Each plane you pilot will incur a severe defect that no amount of skill can save you from your imminent death.


The power to never tire physically nor mentally.