The stuffty Superpower Game

[Zanaran2]

you can only do it on loving tuesdays
forget tuesday

the ability to remove tuesday

[Ad Bot]

[Char]

it screws up all the schedules of the world and everybody goes insane

the ability to correctly use "your" and "you're"

[Starzy]

You now cannot use Their and there properly.

Ability to shapeshift.

[LegendZ]

You can only shapeshift into yourself.

The ability to move the ocean.

[firestorm]

The ocean always reappears in your lungs, no matter where you move it.

The abieieaileiaty tetoetoe mising no

[LegendZ]

You can only find the missing yes


the ability to lie perfectly.

[ßlöükfáce]

Everyone else can also lie perfectly and therefore no one can be trusted

I can hide literally anything in my pocket

[LagoomSack]

but it will get heavy

The power to make every game cool and everyone likes it

[Zanaran2]

They always get 0/10 ratings from IGN because they are run by Puritans
The ability to remove loving TUESDAY forget TUESDAY GODDAMN

[Cargøn]

every day is monday instead
good job forgetbubbles

the ability to make any day a saturday once a week

[ßlöükfáce]

You relive the worst saturday you've ever had

the ability to SHUT MY CAT UP

[shinyarceus4]

The power transforms your cat into a dog that barks sonic booms.

The ability to see things at the atomic scale.

[LegendZ]

You can't see anything else. Your entire view is broken, it's even worse than being blind because you can only see things on such a small scale.

A power that makes the people around you only tell the truth.

[HellHound]

Everything you say is a lie.


The ability to run at the speed of light. (Laws of thermodynamics be damned)

[ßlöükfáce]

You can't stop once you start

I want to be able to kill people over the internet