The stuffty Superpower Game

[Lego lad]

Asian people make fun of you.

The ability to raise only one eyebrow at a time :(

[Ad Bot]

[Gumba Jonny]

become a jabroni so people don't take you seriously and laugh in your face when you do it

the ability to shoot things from my hands like a coilgun

[LegendZ]

Your hands fall off from the massive kinetic force exerted to launch said things.

The ability to move very, very fast.

[shinyarceus4]

You can't slow down.

The ability to be popular on the internet, without being followed by creepy stalkers or immature 4-10 year olds.

[LegendZ]

You live your real life as a feeble recluse, sitting in front of your computer 24/7. There is nothing else for you outside of it, for in the digital world you have everything, all the fame, all the fortune, but in the real life, you are a mere nothing, with no one giving a second thought to your existence.

The ability to be so slow you can live on for several generations and lifetimes.

[jonnyman5656]

But so slow you can not move at all.

The power to not need oxygen.

[Zanaran2]

You instead need krypton.

The ability to die.

[Malleo100]

But you get reincarnated as Riddler

The ability to make whatever you eat healthy

[Wilsonhigsbury]

On the 32nd day of each month.

The ability to become a giant monster

[ßlöükfáce]

As a requirement, you need to weigh at least 400 pounds beforehand

The ability to cat

[Wilsonhigsbury]

When you enter a dog pound

The ability to fly at supersonic speeds.

[Manofthecentury]

But only while high on LSD and you can only fly 50 ft

the ability to know anything at anytime

[Theepicman]

It is always inaccurate.

The ability to pass any test.

[Crispy_]

Once.

The ability to breathe anything, including nothing!

[Chrono]

However, drinking anything is poison.

The power to have electronics powered without requiring a wire or a battery.