Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower Game  (Read 32381 times)

You babble out these words at the most random and awkward moments.


The ability to fight the power.

The power wins

The ability to have my hands act as speakers so I can play music out of them

But only with headphones plugged in

The ability to make my hands explode like c4 without harm done to myself and the use of them repeatedly

It doesn't hurt you, but it rips all your clothing off

I want to be able to turn my hands into chainsaws at will and without pain with full control of them

You can only do it once and your arms fall off afterwards.

I have the ability to sleep and wake up whenever I want.

That's all you can do. You die due to lack of other natural processes.

The ability to shank people with no bad repurcussions what-so-ever.

That's all you can do. You die due to lack of other natural processes.

The ability to shank people with no bad repurcussions what-so-ever.
The only shanks you can use are paper shanks

The ability to teleport wherever I want with no pain, full control and unlimited uses

You can only teleport to areas that will kill you (lava, space, pits of poison, etc.)

The ability to temporarily have the accent of anyone on the planet.

You will always have the accent of a mute person.

The abilit to egibly type with the eyes closed.

The abilit to egibly type with the eyes closed.
I can see why you want this.
You can only do it when you need to piss.

The ability to phase in and out of walls like link in ALBW

You can only do it on walls that were built in the 1700s.

The power to never be hungry and never be full so I can eat forever.

Your stomach bursts because your brain no longer can notice when you are full.

The ability to instantly conjure a physical copy of any object in a picture

That object becomes animate and kills you

The ability to be far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Smoking weed.

The ability to not have an ability.
« Last Edit: February 01, 2014, 08:05:36 AM by -HAD- »

your power to not have an ability causes you to not do anything and you die.

The ability to change your own body temperature on command