Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower Game  (Read 32371 times)

They will always receive too much power and not function correctly.

The ability to make anyone think of memes whenever I want them to.

They beat you up by being forced to think of cancer

The ability to succesfully execute champion_removalv0.1.0.2

They get replaced with heroes.

The ability to rise to power.

Over nothing bigger than a play pen

The ability to destroy those that stand in my way of conquering the world.

Over nothing bigger than a play pen

The ability to destroy those that stand in my way of conquering the world.
You are now able to destroy those who stand in the way of conquering Mars.

The ability to break the rules of the universe(ex. ignore physics)

For everyone save you. You end up as an outcast, the only man to follow the laws of the universe.

Error 404:  Request not found.

The ability to 404 people.

But you must 404 a loved one to do so

The ability to be an expert at anything you do

You become an expert at not swimming so you drown.

The ability to change the seasons at will.

You screw up the earth's revolution around the sun

Bleach glands for my eyes

But it removes ALL color in your eyes expect for white, thus blindness I guess.

The power to have me and the people I like not die from age.

you all become weak and act like pussies and need rare earth elements in your diets

the ability to have both a mudbone and unlimited stamina

You cannot run.

The ability to find any good moosic.

You find cows mooing music.

The ability to make species goto extinction.

Only for a couple of nano-seconds.
Oh and by species you can only do viruses.

The superpower to turn the rotation of your mom's gravitational field.
becuz she so fat niger

WOOAH