The stuffty Superpower Game

[Electrk.]

You accidentally poison yourself
RIP

The ability to teleport to any Blocklander's house B)

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

You can only teleport to Oliver's house.

The ability to create toast out of thin air.  (Anyone get the reference?)

[Gumba Jonny]

you need to provide the energy to do so and manually collect the air you use with a filthy vacuum
pfft good luck

the ability to stabilize radioactive substances

[HellHound]

Depending on the half life, it may take a very long time. Millions of years even.

The ability to throw any furniture item.

[Menen]

Your throw is weak as hell barely makes a foot.

The ability to control if it is raining or not, and how much it is raining

[Theepicman]

Rain hates being under control, so it stops raining over places.

The ability to find out if there is alien life in space or not.

[Darksaber2213]

Your power is limited to a 1 planet radius

The ability to be COMBUSTION MAN

[Scaredhappyguy]

Only if you stab your 3rd eye, making it damage your brain, thus you are feeling stupider than Patrick Star.

The ability to fap wherever and whenever you want, and people don't even see it. Invisibility cloak, anyone?

[Zanaran2]

You still create musk and everyone can smell that you fapped.

red color power

[Theepicman]

You attract a horde of bulls and they ram you to death.

The power to terraform any planet at will.

[Teneksi]

You terraform Mars before realizing you have no way to reach it. Upon terraforming Earth, you are burnt at the stake for witchcraft. Also, you are from the 17th century.

The ability to never need to fall asleep.

[Crispy_]

You are already asleep, thus you don't need to go to sleep while sleeping, thus, YOU NEVER WAKE UP.

The ability to turn an organism inside out with it still alive

[Teneksi]

You are a horrible person. That's it, really.

The ability to never need to fall asleep. (Try again, above post was stuff)

[LeetZero]

You can only not fall asleep while wasted. There is however no guarantee about not passing out.

The ability to grant other people abilities.

[BassCrossMegaman1]

you can only grant the ability to breathe

the ability to eat and digest words