The stuffty Superpower Game

[Electrk.]

But you have become paralyzed

The ability to speak every language in the world

[Ad Bot]

[Gumba Jonny]

you confuse which language is which and have a stutter and become autistic and have a weird accent for each language

the ability to dual wield firearms effectively

[Electrk.]

that was an oddly specific side effect


but you literally have fire arms

the ability to shrink and grow in size at will

[Iron]

that was an oddly specific side effect


but you literally have fire arms

the ability to shrink and grow in size at will

Only your brain does

The ability to eat myself.

[firestorm]

You taste awful

The ability to vaunderbar!

[grunterdb1951]

Once every one hundred and thirty seven years

The ability to have no abilities.

[n Ninja]

but on wednsdays you have the worst ones

The ability to slap my face super fast to relive boredom

[Electrk.]

Slapping your face makes you relive your boredom.

The ability to play any instrument perfectly.

[shinyarceus4]

It only sounds perfect to you, to everyone else you seem to be playing random notes.

The ability to create any lego piece I want out of nothing.

[Theepicman]

Instead of studs on the bricks, they're spikes.

The ability to play any instrument horribly.

[Gumba Jonny]

You acquire downs syndrome and become an amazing musician while to yourself it sounds like unbearable screeching

the ability to use ki

[Teneksi]

You succeed in dramatically improving the health of cancerous cells.

You are a super-dentist. You channel your powers through the ultrabrush which eliminates all tooth and gum decay with a single visit.

[firestorm]

Lol, gums still bleed

The ability to get the best power.

[Chrono]

Only if you also take every single power in this topic.

The power to hack anything.

[Theepicman]

But you need to do surveys before hacking

The ability to make extinct species come back.