The stuffty Superpower Game

[Amerax]

You can only wreck ralph

the powers of superman, but to be more attractive

[Ad Bot]

[LagoomSack]

they only work with in a 10 meter radius from a really hot woman

I can make infinite  cookies.

[ßlöükfáce]

You are forced to eat them all immediately after making and you get fat

Have a ban hammer irl

[glados]

You can only use it on yourself.

The power to fly.

[Niff]

you fly into the sun

The ability to be normal

[TristanLuigi]

But the fact that you have that power makes you abormal, contradicting the power and creating a paradox that sucks you into a black hole.

Speaking of black holes, the ability to ignore gravity if I want.

[Gumba Jonny]

your gravity trigger is very sensitive and obviously ignoring gravity is extremely dangerous and something to be careful to wish for

rocket punch

[GhostStar]

it only works on your face

the ability to see through womens clothes
the ability to see through mens socks

[LegendZ]

But only of those suffering from various horrid foot diseases and allergies.

The power to murder and get away scot free

[Chrono]

Only if you have a boyfriend named Scott, and he's not at the scene of the murder.

The power to terraform.

[Niff]

Can only terraform places where you aren't

The power to turn coal into gold

[HellHound]

You can turn coal into a highly radioactive and unstable isotope of gold, so it will kill you quickly.


The ability to be immune to radiation.

[firestorm]

Only low levels of it.

The ability for my favorite show to always be on.

[Chrono]

But you don't like them anymore.

The ability to evolve.

[Menen]

at the same speed as everything else

The ability to always know my exact location and nearby landmarks, like an internal GPS