The stuffty Superpower Game

[Amerax]

Your snake does not disappear

The ability to lay down some fresh rap lyrics, dawg.

[Ad Bot]

[Menen]

Everyone in the vicinity runs away as soon as you start.

I can shoot lightning bolts out of my body

[Swat 3]

They always hit the people you love/hit you.

The ability to be human would be awesome. Being an alien sux...

[SWAT One]

You just wear a human skin over your alien body.  The authorities don't buy it, and you are probed.

I become the person in the post below me.

[Zanaran2]

Except the person in the post below yours isn't a person, he is actually a snail.

The ability to accidentally build a shelf.

[SWAT One]

Except the person in the post below yours isn't a person, he is actually a snail.
forget.

The ability to accidentally build a shelf.

All shelves you accidentally build are made of concrete and always end up suspended above your head for a moment before gravity takes effect.

[Duhman115]

404.

The ability to fight for the things that are right, with the powers of superman.

[Flamecannon]

You can only fight evil smells, using Superman's ability to fly and a bottle of Febreze.

The ability to hear colors.

[Amerax]

You are now deaf

The ability to see into the future

[blazerblock2]

But only a second into the future.

Ability to cast fire from my fingertips.

[TheKid]

but then you're not fireproof so you set yourself on fire

to have bread

[.:FancyPants:.]

You are now deaf

i think the point is to exploit a loophole in the person's super power, rather than give the person a disability that renders the super power useless.

to have bread

that is always moldy.

the ability to read peoples' minds.

[Machaty]

But only when their dead

The ability to fly

[LagoomSack]

you can only fly in to buildings high speed.

I have the power to power^∞

[Conan]

your infinite power is heat-dependent, infinite only as far as you can heat your body.

I have the ability to have a stuffty superpower.