The stuffty Superpower Game

[TheKid]

however this is a paradox and everything blows up, killing you. you have the power to blow up everything with a paradox and killing you.

to have forum moderator powers

[Ad Bot]

[Bester Bageler]

Only to look at the fail-bin

I can fly with my body!

[Nonnel]

But you can only go 1 second either into the past or future, and it's one time use.

hehe i could grab a boob and then go back

Your skeleton doesn't fly with it.

I can smoke a pound in a single bound.

[Swat 3]

But your power also sends a signal to the drug agencies of what ever country you are in.

I wish I had the power to blow up the world and watch it burn.

[jonnyman5656]

But only Mars.

I wish to have the power to control people's cars.

[Mrmii21]

You can only control it if you're in the driver's seat and have the car's keys.

I can create any object I want.

[Amerax]

That is shaped like a carrot

The ability to be the best League of Legends player

[Gumba Jonny]

okay that's really gay in itself so only with a fedora and a trenchcoat

having explosively powerful roosterslaps
like twice-the-power-of-a-30mm-cannnon power

[shinyarceus4]

Your richard is now in fact a 30mm cannon, and you can't move because it's so heavy.

Power to punch people on the internet with my mind.

[Menen]

As soon as you punch someone you begin to behave like them.

The ability to walk through walls

[TheKid]

but only through doors on the walls

to become light as a feather at will

[Buu]

only when your dead

you can teleport

[Crispy_]

to where you are when you are trying to teleport

you can change any website at will

[Amerax]

only on internet explorer

The power to change into a beautiful woman at will

[TristanLuigi]

but you light on fire when you do

The ability to delete posts on the Blockland Forums.