The stuffty Superpower Game

[Amerax]

Make the above users superpower/magic spell stuffty, and then post your own power to be stufftified.

EX:
Frank: The ability to jizz on command!
Billy: Only while thinking of your father. The ability to shoot fire from my hands!

And so on.

I start. Telekinesis.

[Ad Bot]

[Muslim]

You can only move carrots into your star fish.

The ability to not have a stuffti-fied superpower!

[Amerax]

Only on Tuesdays.

The power to spawn pancakes at will.

[Theepicman]

Only when its breakfeast times!

I have the power to bend the space time continuum!

[AcornCake]

but the space time continuum is made in china so when you bend it it breaks into two pieces.

i have the power to wish to have a power

[Amerax]

Your powers can only involve bowel movements.

I have the power to control people with my mind.

[LagoomSack]

Your powers take 1 day to transcribe one thought

I have the power to grow my snake to any size

[SirLancelot7]

It always ends up stuck in a tree, no matter what.

I have the power to control minds.

[SWAT One]

But only those you care about into a negative way.

Superpower to obey or not obey gravity at will.

[Nonnel]

Only a free trial. You can choose to obey gravity 10 times and disobey gravity 11 times.

I can stretch my limbs as far as I want!

[SWAT One]

But they don't retract.

Ability to exist in space without pressure or oxygen requirements.

[Valkerone]

This risks being pulled towards the nearest black hole.

The ability to control both ice and fire.

[Amerax]

But not at the same time

Laser vison

[Jairo]

but only when your eyes are closed

the ability to bend time

[Amerax]

Only by 5 seconds

The ability to pick up chicks