The stuffty Superpower Game

[ResonKinetic]

But the first thing you believe to be true is that you don't have any abilities.

The ability to eject any bodily fluid from any bodily orifice at will.

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[HellHound]

You can only spray one fluid out of any orifice. This bodily fluid is CO².

[ResonKinetic]

You can only spray one fluid out of any orifice. This bodily fluid is CO².

A. You changed the power itself instead of it having a drawback.

B. You didn't add an ability for others to botch.

[HellHound]

B. You didn't add an ability for others to botch.

The ability to shoot lasers from my eyes.

[ResonKinetic]

Your eyes get burned every time you shoot lasers from them, effectively limiting your use to once. Better save it for something worth going blind over.

The ability to type 1000 words per minute.

[AutoBahn]

You are granted this ability, however you break every keyboard you type on and turn your fingers into bloody stubs from the sheer typing speed.

The ability to give abilities at will.

[ResonKinetic]

You can only give the botched abilities mentioned in this thread.

The ability to lengthen and shorten your hair at will and use it as a weapon.

[ßlöükfáce]

damn reson you're posting after every person you crazy brother
(ignore this post in terms of the game)

[ResonKinetic]

damn reson you're posting after every person you crazy brother
(ignore this post in terms of the game)

It's fun to post in between SSBM tourney matches.

[Nonnel]

The ability to lengthen and shorten your hair at will and use it as a weapon.

You can only lengthen and shorten my hair.

I have the ability to talk to people.

[ResonKinetic]

You can only lengthen and shorten my hair.

I have the ability to talk to people.

I meant "your" in the universal context, as in if anyone had the power. Good job.

Your ability limits you to only saying stupid stuff.

Oh wait, you already do that.

[Nonnel]

lol what the forget

[AutoBahn]

jesus reson you're making up every other reply in this thread, find a hobby or somethin

[ResonKinetic]

jesus reson you're making up every other reply in this thread, find a hobby or somethin

This is my hobby.

Well, one of them.

I have several.

[Schrödinger]

You can not do anything other than your hobbies.

The power to stuff at will.