The stuffty Superpower Game

[Scaredhappyguy]

Only characters of hentai.

The ability to wipe your ass without having to get toilet paper.

[Ad Bot]

[ResonKinetic]

Only characters of hentai.

That ain't a disadvantage.

You can only wipe your ass with your nose.

The ability to forget bitches and get that money.

[Scaredhappyguy]

Only ugly bitches. Apparently, the word "Bitch" means "Female Dog", you zoophile.

The ability to be any shape

[ResonKinetic]

every shape you become has an ugly female dog attached to it in whatever material you become.

the ability to code anything at will

[Biohazard]

you can never debug anything, and there are always serious bugs

the ability to punch through anything

[Flatflyer]

You break every bone in your hand when you punch through things

the ability to create magical shields around myself

[Ipquarx]

The ability to see through walls as long as you're alive






when you're dead

[ResonKinetic]

The ability to see through walls as long as you're alive
when you're dead

Are you doing this wrong on purpose?

The magical shields only last 1/10th of a second and are your least favorite color.

The ability to become any food.

[ßlöükfáce]

The food you become is always irresistably delicious and you get eaten

Become a transformer

[ResonKinetic]

you can only transform into a Smart car

the ability to shoot m&ms from your nostrils

[Im_AFK]

but only when you sneeze. power to swoon chicks

[ResonKinetic]

all the chicks be ugly and gold diggers
a fearsome combo

the ability to be ugly and dig gold

[Biohazard]

you can only dig with your fingernails and you have a fingernail chewing habit

the power to digest anything

[Dragonslayer182]

Your stuffs are 5x bigger and more frequent

The ability to shake the room by motorboating

[Scaredhappyguy]

Everybody hates you now, and throws stuff at you.

The ability to eat upside down.