The stuffty Superpower Game

[ResonKinetic]

Every time you do, it leaks out of your nose and you drown.

the ability to roll around at the speed of sound

[Ad Bot]

[Flatflyer]

you sometimes go to fast and fly off into space

the ability to be on the computer 24/7 with no school

[dudeman162]

No family, no friends, no girlfriend, no money to buy things.

The ability to be, or not to be.

[ResonKinetic]

Every time you be, you be something lame, and every time you not be, you not be something cool.

shiggydiggy

The ability to exhale frost.

[Flatflyer]

you get a brain freeze every time you do it

the ability to transform myself into any animal and back.

[Snaked_Snake]

You have to wait an hour before turning back, and it takes 2 minutes to become an animal/human


I want to be able to become visible and change actions.

[ResonKinetic]

your stuffty superpower made no sense so whenever you tried to do whatever it is you wanted to do your heart stopped

the ability to teleport lampshades over people's heads.

[PurpleSir]

The only person you can do it to is yourself.

The ability to make the best tasting ice cream in the world.

[ResonKinetic]

you die immediately after consuming that delicious icecream

the ability to grow panda legs

[Flatflyer]

whenever you use it, it rips off the legs of a panda somewhere in the world. you monster.

ability to throw swarms of crows at people

[PurpleSir]

Someone ends up drowning you 'cuz they dont like swarms of crows. Or false shepards. Or being lied about going to Paris. the references are real

The ability to use the pop-it from LittleBigPlanet

[ResonKinetic]

you can only post pink flower stickers at microscopic size

the ability to ingest solar systems

[Flatflyer]

the stars cause your stomach to feel like its burning

the ability to teleport to any of my friends houses

[ResonKinetic]

every time you do you show up in a pink bunny outfit, choking on children's arms

the ability to make people choke on children's arms

[PurpleSir]

You can only do it in a pink bunny outfit

The ability to use the book from Death Note