The stuffty Superpower Game

[Abstath]

You have wings, not hands

The ability to have 5 abilities

[Ad Bot]

[Ducky duck]

You can only pick handicapped 5 abilities.

I have the ability to shoot dogs out of my mouth and hands.

[shinyarceus4]

They're all vicious dobermans. They kill you.

The ability to create stable wormholes that can be travelled through without any ill effects whatsoever.

[Pie Crust]

Single trip. No returns.


The ability to turn into any living being and back to human for an indefinite amount of time.

[Blooker]

A fat guy will constantly ride you while you're transformed

Your head emits WI-FI signals

[Scaredhappyguy]

The WI-FI signals are slow, and limited.

You spawn dosens of slaves for you

[Pie Crust]

You need to take care of every loving slave's health, basic needs and psycological problems.

I can pause the time and make it continue whenever I want.

[Bomb Kirby]

Doesn't work Tuesday-Sunday. Cannot be used Monday.

The ability to force game companies to make sequels to games that deserve sequels but don't get any.

[hodot]

all of them suck (LIKE CASTLEVANIA 2)

the power to always listen to music whenever and wherever

[Menen]

you are always listening to music

always. It cannot be turned down or turned off. you cannot change the song its on. Its repeating the same song over and over and over again. And it isnt a good song.

The power to smell like fresh roses all the time

[Scaredhappyguy]

When you fart, everybody runs for their lives

The ability to kill the 

[shinyarceus4]

Sadly, 

Mad programming skills to be able to make Minecraft mods easily.

[Bomb Kirby]

Your mad programming skills can't make Minecraft mods, only really awesome games that receive a score of 9.3/10.

The power to get A's in math.

[Biohazard]

there's already an a in math.

the power to everything

[Menen]

everything happens at once. The universe is now over.

Power to read minds but not all the time only when i want to