The stuffty Superpower Game

[Zanaran2]

You then die of malnutrition. You didn't say anything about the food's nutrients entering your body.

Power of boringness!

[Ad Bot]

[takato14]

in every one you go to, you have to slay a dragon in to be able to go to another or go back.

I'd just befriend him and stay forever instead

OT: everyone takes interest in how mysterious you are

you can make any non-living object explode

[dudeman162]

You'd have to be non living as well.

The ability to even.

[Biohazard]

You are 200% done

The ability to stuff on other people's abilities

[Valkerone]

...literally. As long as you're severely constipated.

The ability to punch people without even making physical contact.

[takato14]

you have to use yourself as a voo-doo doll to do this

you have truly selective hearing and can block out anything you want

[shinyarceus4]

Your subconscious mind rules the decisions, randomly switching from one sound to another and practically making you deaf.

The ability to be transported into any game world as the main character, not die IRL when I die in the game, and return to the real world any time I want.

[ghost_man]

You feel the pain as if it were real, and your personality is the character's personality; not your own.

The ability to know the future.

[dudeman162]

You piss off Zeus and he blinds you and puts you on an island with harpies.

The ability to be SO DONE.

[Planr]

you die because you are so done with life

The power to travel through time

[takato14]

literally; actually physically lifting them off the ground

you feel no pain

[Menen]

You also have no sense of touch either.

Ducktape powers.

[dudeman162]

You're a duck taped to a duct tape wheel.

I wish I could be.

[Flatflyer]

you can only be   for 10 minutes.

the ability to surpass Night fox's post count

[Planr]

you become the most drama'd and hated forum user

the ability to make anyone of the opposite love and of the same age as you that you meet fall in love with you instantly