So far all of these involve turning it into some kind of vehicle/appliance or in pretending that someone got severely injured. ._.
Well except for Bisjac's and Dawson's. But while Bisjac's is creative, the results would be pretty meh (unless I was able to see what happened during closing time.) Dawson's is impractical because I don't have 40ft strands of invisible string to use, and I imagine puppeteering something life-size is much harder than something small, lol
..And then there's mp7964
all of my nope