A girl asked me if I masturbate

[Planr]

Reply "Why do you ask?"

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

It means nothing, nothing happened to your rep, you all masturbate.
Lol I can still remember the same thing happening to me when I was your age and one two of the hella popular hottie girls asked me if I masturbate and I was all like "no way"
Now it's more like "no stuff why would you even bother asking?"
I'm not sure at what age it happens but everybody suddenly understands that we all do the dance in the pants and that nobody really cares.

catholic school here
it would get around to the teachers if that did happen and they'll give me stuff about god and stuff which is like complete bs because why would god want us to not masturbate if we aren't hurting anyone

Catholic school?
forget sake OP she definitely wanted the D, nobody thirsts for it more than the seem goody two shoes girls with religious parents.

[Lalam24]

I'd kick a leg on the table and shout "WHY.. YES, YES I DO!" heroically.

[Niff]

that we all do the dance in the pants

1.
2.OMG LOL

[Teneksi]

Someone probably was telling her that all men masturbate, and she wanted to see this by random selection. So she asked a random male if he masturbates.

The point is that "all men masturbate" pretty much holds true. Your rep isn't going to be damaged by doing something 99% of other males do (whether they're comfortable admitting it or not).

It is not the 1800s. procrastination is not taboo anymore.

[Kevso]

Some girl asked me this too. She was all over me. Setro you idiot. She wanted the D.

[$trinick]

Its easy to do!
Using a touch screen iPod one handed while masturbating isn't

I mean, I've never tried whacking off and sending text messages at the same time, but I'd imagine it's about the same difficulty as texting with my left hand anyway. Which isn't difficult at all.

[Night Fox]

I mean, I've never tried whacking off and sending text messages at the same time, but I'd imagine it's about the same difficulty as texting with my left hand anyway. Which isn't difficult at all.

typing with one hand upsets me. it feels so wrong

[Bisjac]

I do it with my left (am right handed) hand.
cuz its less effective, thus more like a real girl giving a hand job. because they can't do it as well as a guy can to himself.
XD

[Night Fox]

because they can't do it as well as a guy can to himself.

perks of being gay

[Clone v.117]

I like it when my hand cries and asks to see its parents again because that's more realistic.

[$trinick]

typing with one hand upsets me. it feels so wrong

I've actually taught myself to type with both my left and right hands independently. I can get around 80wpm with one hand, which is pretty good considering that's what most non-heavy computer users type at with both hands.

[Harm94]

Someone probably was telling her that all men masturbate, and she wanted to see this by random selection. So she asked a random male if he masturbates.

The point is that "all men masturbate" pretty much holds true. Your rep isn't going to be damaged by doing something 99% of other males do (whether they're comfortable admitting it or not).

It is not the 1800s. procrastination is not taboo anymore.

I must be a 1 percenter then.

[TikanX]

I can almost guarantee you can do nothing to make this situation better without making it worse, If that makes sense.  You probably cant do anything about it, so don't stress over it.

I really don't like the assumption that everyone masturbates, I've personally have never done it, I don't see the appeal of it.

But yeah, don't stress about it, there's probably nothing you can do about it without making the situation worse.

[Night Fox]

have you hit puberty yet