I have to attend a wedding today...

[F3d323]

So, I have to attend this wedding today and its 5:59 AM, I have traveled 1200 KM for this in car and I have not slept for more than an hour.
Any suggestions on how to keep me up during the wedding?

Keep in mind I left at 6:00 AM yesterday, so I have not slept for a long time :I

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[Night Fox]

don't rest your head on anything

[Clone v.117]

Have fun~

Since we're on the topic of weddings I will spin you all a tale of the last wedding I went to.
Back when I was in the Philippines two of the people I was hanging around with got married, and asked me to be one of the best men peeps, I turned them down however because really I didn't know them that well and was going to go home, so I figured it would be better for them to have someone they know and will stay with them do it.
And it's a good loving thing I did because I spent the entire wedding on the toilet with explosive diarrhoea.
I shudder to think what would have happened if I had been up there with them.

[Dexxtter]

catch the flowers

[weaver123]

Funny. Today I am being suited in a tuxedo for my cousin's wedding.

[XR-7]

I haven't been to a wedding since....2005-06?  My dad's youngest sister was getting married in Chicago.  Before that, the only other wedding I can think of was my mom's brother where I was the best man.  But that was in 1999.

[carolcat]

i've been a flower girl for like 3 different weddings
have some coffee or something beforehand and don't rest your head on stuff or get comfortable

[Stocking]

Funny. Today I am being suited in a tuxedo for my cousin's wedding.

that's so weird. today im getting fitted for a dress at MY wedding!

[XR-7]

that's so weird. today im getting fitted for a dress at MY wedding!

Not possible ;)

[Stocking]

Not possible ;)

ok

[devildogelite]

Weddings get a lot more enjoyable when you're allowed to drink. Normally I hate talking to people I don't know but when I'm a bit tipsy I'll talk to anyone.

[F3d323]

I shudder to think what would have happened if I had been up there with them.

You would have been a living bomb.

Anyways, the wedding will take place in around 4 hs and I have just met half of the people who are invited, mostly family I havent seen in years.
I also found out that there will be coffee, so I think that I might not fall asleep while sitting down.

[F3d323]

The main ceremony just ended and im about to pass out on the floor, Im desperately wishing for the food and drinks tables to be set up so I can get some coffee.
Oh, the microphone that was being usebin the ceremony stopped working and nobody could hear anything, so yeah, that went well.

[psychomutt]

dont worry, the woman only takes about 10 years to get there

[Slate521]

Coffee is a gift from the gods.

I used to be able to stay up for days drinking coffee, but the effect sort of wears off after a while and you become dependent on it. I have to drink coffee to function properly :c