Author Topic: Zealot's Game Giveaway - POETRY WEEK COMING TO AN END  (Read 34381 times)

You're 1 syllable short on your 7 syllable line.

Thank you, fixed. (I hope.)

Prison Architect
Please become mine to play with
Oh fairest giver

Papers Please for me
How I love signing papers
You are a god Zeal

Shifty prisoners
left and right, shanking people
Dangerous as ever.

Swift and monday like
prisoners steal and monday
up in big prison




Here is a few short limericks for your entertainment

There once was a man from Leeds
He swallowed a packet of seeds
Two blades of grass
shot out of his ass
and now his balls are covered in weeds.

There once was a monday who caused up a stink
He became king of the pinks (Nightfox's starfish according to Cubelands (See his prison rape thread about nightfox))
The monday was a bit too odd
to be accepted as a bod (body guard cause this thing gotta rhyme)
now he's a little gink (https://www.google.com/search?q=meaning+of+gink&gws_rd=ssl)



Demonstration of what may or may not happen





I'll take Prison architect (Prefer this one please) or glory to arstozka thanks.




I'd also like to beg for it

Reasons why I want (Not need) Papers please or Prison Architect, I recently have gotten into a rut where I can't really afford games, neither can my parents. With the holidays coming up in 1 weeks time I have already felt that I am getting bored and lonely with my friends going on trips overseas, I don't usually do much in the holidays off the computer, maybe go to the beach or the cinema. I kind of need something to play that can ease me of the stress of school and family.

I know it's kind of a long shot when asking for such gifts as I have already received one generous offer, which in turn has made my day many times over. It kinda makes me feel bad when accepting gifts too just because I never really have been gifted something randomly for something I have typed over the internet and it always makes me want to repay said person.

Thanks for considering I guess.
« Last Edit: September 22, 2014, 12:37:33 AM by Starzy »

Jesus Christ people have been begging for half a year now

Prison Architect
A game that I want so much
Will give a B.J. for it

Papers Please, Pretty Please
JK, Prison Architect, is so
very much needed
« Last Edit: September 21, 2014, 11:29:48 PM by Swat 3 »

Bridge across Perception
We are all trapped here;
Our minds are our greatest guides
Through this strange, strange world.

Edit: This is my entry for The Bridge.
« Last Edit: September 22, 2014, 04:43:58 PM by WaterOre »

Suspicious convicts,
2D sprites can't be trusted,
Lock them up for good.

I would truly love,
To receive the game you call,
Prison Architect.

Contraband about,
Items we must keep away,
Guards now on patrol.

Dogs kept in kennels,
K9 units used for good,
Terrify inmates.

Aggrivation brews,
Prisoners gone mad with rage,
Riots underway.

Thieves, rapists, killers,
People you can never trust,
All in the same place.

Trouble brews again,
Staff mercilessly beaten,
Prison-pocalypse.

Prevent these horrors,
Build the prison like an art,
let it be my job.

I want to conquer it,
it's the perfect building job:
Prison Architect.

Steam workshop opens,
Designs from players worldwide,
Plus this awesome mod.

Cooks make trays of food,
Nothing glamorous for these,
scum of all the earth.

Days and days pass on,
Tensions mount and then they cool,
Their terms ticking down.

One's released today,
They get out, regain their lives
Family now gone.

Once out, kills again,
Put back in this wretched place,
Shankers, stabbers, scum.

Untrustworthy men,
Line the walls of every cell,
No one is your friend.

Turn it all around,
Build a prison to last years,
Keep it in control.

Hundreds behind bars,
All these people under me,
It's them I control.

Setting a regime,
Warden keeps things all in check,
Prisoners unbent.

Use psychology,
Convince convicts right from wrong,
Out on probation.

Correction is best,
Let them know how to improve,
Better citizens.

Workers racing fast,
first 8 prisoners arrive,
in 24 hours.

Let me be the man,
Let me be the guy in charge.
Please just let me build.

Let me build the place,
Let me be the architect,
Let me build my fame.
« Last Edit: September 22, 2014, 11:59:40 AM by Blaze0 »

Civilization IV


Civilization
Sure is neat, would like the 4th
To build an army

To conquer the world
To let those chinks feel my wrath
Level once great towns

Cities Arising
To build amazing marvels
A tribute to man

To thrive in science
Eat my loving plasma bitch
I made some spaceships

I have the third one
On a worse platform: Xbox
Leaves an empty void

I'll buy architect
Of the prisons and the cells
But the one I want,

The one I need most
Lies within your Steam account
The last puzzle piece

Consider this work
Consider my helpless plea
Give the game to me

« Last Edit: September 22, 2014, 05:57:23 PM by Derontchi »

My Haiku Entry For Papers, Please.

Up Another Man
My Red Stamp At The Ready
And Now Off He Goes
i don't think the syllables on this are the best but i like this one so

Congratulations! Check your PMs for the key!

oh luxor evolved
leg so hot you fry an egg
where is my mommy

A Haiku For Civiliation IV

Civilization
I want to build a city
on my computer



id like prison acrchitect oso bad
so I may lock up someone named bad
yes I know I rhymed bad with bad
what does my rhyming make you mad
I guess its still better than being sad
but even better is being glad
which we will all be if I lock up bad(spot)

here's another haiku for monaco

Chart another heist,
Dapper group of gentlemen;
What's theirs will be ours!

and a limerick

A fine group of lads for a heist
They infiltrate with such a feist;
One thoughtful choice
Maybe treasure, rejoice
But a challenge, to be concise.
« Last Edit: September 22, 2014, 09:32:09 PM by PowerDag »

A Poem of Civilisation IV

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fire makes dead
Bows create doom

My empire wars
My enemies fall
Please mom please
please?

I tried to make a limerick like directly about civ IV but i never played a civ game so i don't know what they're all about

+ i suck ass at poetry

Science and culture, peace and strife
Nations and powers, all so rife
A history 'graved in ancient text
Here one day, gone the next
But that's just the way of life.

You are hot like fire

You object of desire

You wrap my heart in wire

Approve my visa!